Ok, I don't really know what a meme is, but I do know that this is floating around, and because I got one right on

's page, I'm supposed to do it too.
Here are the rules.
1. Pick 15 of your favorite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.
5. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
6. Those who guess correctly have to do the Meme next!
So, well, this will be interesting, I think I've got a good mix of movies here. Oh, and they're not always my favorite quotes, either...some are pretty tough, I think. Here goes.
1. All right you primitive screwheads, listen up!

Evil Dead 3: Army of Darkness.
2. I'm in a hostile environment. I'm totally unprepared. And I'm surrounded by a bunch of guys who probably want to kick my ass... it's like being back in high school. Mortal Kombat
3. Wait a minute. How did this happen? We're smarter than this. Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith
4. My last girlfriend was a feminist, vegan punk who broke up with me because she thought I was too angry. Saw
5. This is a dude who, 700 years ago, totally ravaged China, and who, we were told, 2 hours ago, totally ravaged Oshman's Sporting Goods.

Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure
6. I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls. 10 Things I hate about you.
7. Ya know, it's kinda like one of those video games... you just defeated the first wave. Showdown in Little Tokyo
8. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home. Freddy vs Jason
9. You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad wearing tights.

Sky High
10. So the combination is one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! Spaceballs
11. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.

Legally Blonde
12. It's me. Oh yeah, he's here. But there's a problem, he's got the entire offensive line here. That's right, the entire offensive line. Why don't we just do this another night? Listen, they've got a legitimate shot at repeating this year, I do not want to hurt them. The Rundown
13. I think we're beyond euphemisms at this point: God's a Skee-Ball fanatic.

Dogma
14. What's with all the closed captioning? I'm not mute! And GED... what does drunk driving have to do with anything? Stick it
15. I hate those comic books. They never get the eyes right. Hellboy
Ok, have at them!
And if you're still reading, I've had a recent job interview, and I have one more coming up this week, so heres hoping I can rejoin the ranks of the employed!